Wayne looks at the odd structure and rhymes and wonders why this was chosen as a live single. Trevor doesn't appear to have a Eurovision hangover and offers more perspective and surreal poetry. More importantly, we also find out whether Janick climbs the beanstalk or has a lunch of crab paste sandwiches...
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