The one-liners that BROKE the tough-guy illusion.
We’re counting down Steven Seagal’s worst lines—awkward, flat, unintentionally hilarious:
🥋 Hard to Kill’s “blood bank”
🥋 Under Siege 2’s “Nobody beats me in the kitchen”
🥋 Belly of the Beast’s “Your chi is weak”
🥋 Ticker’s “Even a cook can change the recipe”
…and so many more cringe classics.
So bad, fans still quote them—just not the way Seagal intended.
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