HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PISCES! It’s your time to shine.
In a shocking turn of events, Susan Miller posted her March horoscopes early! And to confuse matters even more, she included a cryptic note to her readers instructing them to return to her website on March 2 for ‘exciting news’ Laura and Alex start this episode by trying to make sense of the unexpectedly early horoscopes and the strange “Note from Susan Miller,” and then talk through the feelings of confusion and betrayal that resulted from her underwhelming announcement.
Laura and Alex then give summaries of all the signs’ forecasts, which can be found at the following timestamps:
Pisces: 25:21
Aries: 26:43
Taurus: 27:44
Gemini: 32:12
Cancer: 34:10
Leo: 35:07
Virgo: 34:43
Libra: 38:36
Scorpio: 39:27
Sagittarius: 46:19
Capricorn: 48:56
Aquarius: 50:17
Practical advice from Susan Miller: 53:08
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TRANSCRIPT:
Laura: Hello, friends, listeners of the podcast. Welcome to our March episode. Me, Laura von Holt here with
Alex: I'm Alex Gershuny. Welcome. Thank you for listening.
Laura: Yeah, we have a lot to cover. Some big developments have happened in the world of Susan Miller, and to sum it all up before we start, I'll just say that it is Pisces season, and I think that we are underwater.
Alex: I think that's the perfect way to put it. You know, I, I thought we'd have kind of a calm month, to be perfectly honest, I thought, you know, well, you know we had an exciting February, we did the special romance episode and I was like okay well March is going to be, you know, standard going through horoscopes. I was very wrong. Susan did not disappoint. That may not be the right word, but we’ll explain.
Laura: Yeah. So I think let's just get into what threw us for the loop. You know now that we have a podcast, Alex and I the week before, or the last week of the month, we were like, when do we think she’ll post her horoscope when we record the podcast and we were like well February's a short month, so let's assume that she'll post into March on like the third or fourth of March because like February's a short month and she usually needs more time, but we were noticing that she was posting a lot when the Mars Rover was landing. And then she was radio silence and then on February 28 we see a social media post that says horoscopes are going up within the hour and I was, I was doing something so I didn't see it until then like three or four or five hours. And one of my friends texts me is like, it's, it's up and I'm like why do you mean it's up? It's February 28. March horoscopes are up?
Alex: Shocking.
Laura: Shocking.
