Today...researchers at Tulane University are trying to calm fears about a group of escaped lab monkeys that have not been captured saying..."as far as they know, none of them have applied for the head coach job at LSU". President Trump is back and touting a whole bunch of wins for the U.S, during his Asia Trip, most importantly...Tik Tok will stay around...and so will the video's of naked oriental women and cats! The gub'ment is still shutdown... and Diddy might become the next Johnny Cash!
