Today....the final Escaped Monkey from the Tulane research center has been captured, and you won't believe where he was hiding; and speaking of monkeys, the world's oldest living ape, AKA Nancy Pelosi, has announced she is running for re-election, provin not only can the dead vote, but they can run for office too, President Trump announces you no longer have to be fat and old....just old..., and Elon Musk gets even richer.
