Today...India and Pakistan have launched military actions against each other...so, it might be a good time to call customer support and get somebody who speaks English... Sean Puffy Diddy Whoever He Be This Week Combs is concerned about his upcoming trial, mainly that they will find a jury of 12 people who don't know who the hell he is...rumor is the defense will NOT be calling Bill Cosby to explain what "Consensual Sex" means...The Supreme Court says Transgenders can be banned from the Military which has upset Whiny, Bitchy, Frumpy, Pat, Lou, John who used to be Joan and Erika who is now just Eric; Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem says you can still travel without a "Real ID" especially if you be leavin the country for good....and...Accused Health Care CEO killer Luigi Mangione has raised more than a Million dollars online from followers which has inspired several TV preachers to offer him forgiveness and a job in fundraising if and when is found innocent!
