Today...All hail Pope Leo, the first American Pope in the Catholic Churches history....and soon to be known in his home city as...Pope Leo Brown, the Bad Ass Pontiff from Chi Town; President Trump says a trade deal has been worked out with the United Kingdom...but they refused to take back Harry and Meghan in exchange for Elton John, Fed Chairman Jerome "whats his name" will now officially be referred to as "Too Late Powell", The Gulf Of Mexico is closer to officially being the gulf of America, and....is Joe Biden setting himself for a run in 2028?
