Today...The Supreme is weighing in on what you can and CAN'T name your baby....one of the 2 escapees from the Orleans Prison still at large is posting videos online...but we still can't find him....The Governor of Louisiana says the state is ready for Hurricane Season...while Houston says they would rather a storm hit the city directly...because they can't take another one hittin Nawlins! Volcanoes are erupting in Italy, Earthquakes in Turkey...and NOBODY blamin' global warming...imagine that. And then entire fam damily of the terrorist that tried to set people on fire in Colorado has been arrested and will soon be deported.....after the taxpayers have paid for them to live here illegally for TWO Years...and one of the kids graduate High School...and it's finally a law to arrest anyone who participates in a "Brawl"....after only 250 years as a country who fled England because of that reason!
