Today...L.A. Police arrest a naked woman after a FOUR HOUR standoff...now WHY would it take 4 hours to arrest a naked woman????I guess some things can't be rushed. Plus....President Trump says just because he went two days without a press conference doesn't mean he is dying....Russian spy planes spotted over Alaska causing us to wonder if Sarah Palin has purchased a new two-piece swimsuit, and Congress has to return to work to avoid yet another government shutdown...oh yeah...and nobody won the Powerball again, prompting my buddy Shorty the Barber to consider investing $2 on a ticket.
