Today...new rules in the NFL...which could make the games last up to 7 hours... Senator Kennedy from Louisiana warns about a new imported shrimp that make you look like an Alien.. Upon hearing this the democrats have nominated the Alien from some foreign aid committees and Gavin Newsom is considering he/she/it as a running mate. The Orleans Parish jail has been hit by a cyber attack...but inmates can still look at naked pictures online and google how to escape through a toilet!
