ain couldnโt stop the Batteryโonly supercharged them. In this episode, Granit and Ryan break down the 5-0 demolition of Colorado Springs Switchbacks, from Aaron Malloyโs bank-shot free-kick masterclass to VGOโs first professional goal. The Crรผe relives the soaked-to-the-bone madness, celebrates Nate De Santosโ redemption arc, and debates the great U.S. playoff conundrumโshould the best team really have to win twice?
The guys also talk PK strategy, back-line chemistry, golden-boot drama between Cal & MD, and how one orange-clad Sasquatch keeper may never live down a night in Charleston.
Wrap up your ponchos and your pint glassesโthe Battery are storming toward the playoffs, and the Crรผe are ready to shout it from the Regimentโs chili-dog-scented parking lot.