"You can carry nothing really easily." -Paula Killen
Charity Event the second Monday of every month called "Write Club"
-Paula dated a guy who shared a birthday with Ronald Reagan. On his birthday he decided he wanted to piss on Reagan's grave, so he brought a bottle of pee to pour on his grave. Then they ran.
-Michael was bad as a boyfriend but Jim was worse.
-Your partnership is a mirror of where you're at in life
-It was 10 year relationship where the guy couldn't commit. And then he did and I didn't.
-Lisa lost her sense of humor in the breakup with Jim
-Paula took 5 years off of dating...
"To have someone who looked after me was like the coziest sweater." -Paula Killen
-Don't watch the news, just makes you sad and angry
-Sometimes I feel like I just want to run away
-Paula asks: "Have you ever had sex with someone you weren't attracted to?"
-Sex in your dreams has to be better than real sex
-Younger girls are intrinsically willing to compromise, they want to be the girl that's cool with everything.
-Don't do The Moth
"Oh, she's so much more interesting than her picture." -Lisa on first seeing Paula
-My mom used to say, rip up those ugly pictures, so when people look back at you they can go look how pretty she was.
-There has been a man masturbating on my lawn in the mornings.
Links:
Late Show with David Letterman
Name Dropping:
