Kitchen Briefs - April 5, 2026
- The missing crew member from the F15 has been rescued. The military operation involved the CIA and the destruction of at least 2 US military aircraft
- Trump continues to prove how unhinged and deranged he is. He’s on a media tour saying he’s going to blow everything up and also that Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner are leading negotiation talks
- Trump took to Truth Social with a special Easter message saying: "Tuesday will be Power Plant day and bridge day, all wrapped up in one in Iran. There will be nothing like it! Open the fuckin’ strait you crazy bastards or you’ll be living in hell. Just watch! Praise be to Allah."
- Iran continues to push out Lego videos in response to Trump. They are saying his threats are war crimes and crimes against humanity
- The US Government has also demanded that real-time satellite imagery of the Middle East be cut off from us
- Pope Leo's Easter message
