Kitchen Briefs - April 6, 2026 PM
- President Trump has gone off the rails completely. His press conference today was beyond unhinged filled with threats of jail journalists to criticizing South Korea and emphasizing his friendship with Kim Jong Un and then using the R word again to describe President Biden. He also said he doesn’t know if his plan is to escalate or deescalate yet he also said the entire country of Iran could be taken in a matter of hours, perhaps tomorrow. He believes he’s going to go learn Spanish and run for President of Venezuela.
- Today Trump and Melania hosted an Easter egg roll where he asked children about Kamala’s IQ and also led the crowd in a chant of 4 more years
- Iran continues to push out Lego videos and make fun of Pete Hegseth farting
- The Trump administration has terminated agreements to protect transgender students in 5 school districts and a college. The decision removes federal obligations for the schools to keep up measures such as faculty trainings that align with gender identity
- Artemis II has set a record surpassing Apollo 13 in the farthest humans have gone from Earth. They’re also bracing for a 40 minute communication blackout on the moon’s far side. As I recorded this, alerts came that they have regained communication
