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🎙️ Hard Target – Mullets, Doves, and Van Damme’s Mid-Tier Legacy

Featuring Joe & Vance from Boys Watching Buffy

On this episode of Movie Wars, we’re throwing roundhouse kicks into the Louisiana swamp and diving into Hard Target, the chaotic, mullet-soaked fever dream that marked John Woo’s American debut. I’m joined by Joe and Vance from the hilarious podcast Boys Watching Buffy, where they bring their sharp humor and fresh takes to cult TV classics like Buffy, Angel, Veronica Mars, and more.

We dig into everything: Van Damme’s mid-tier action star status, the insane production meddling that turned this into a different movie, why early ‘90s action films were weirdly obsessed with Cajun Louisiana, and the very real question — are the villains in Hard Target actually the best part?

We also talk ugly movie stars, the lost art of gritty backdrops, and why slow-mo gunfights with saxophone porn music will always have a place in our hearts.

If you love action movies, wild tangents, and hearing three dudes lose it over mullets and Wilford Brimley’s Southern accent, this one’s for you.

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🎬 Episode Show Notes: Hard Target – Mullets, Doves, and Van Damme’s Mid-Tier Legacy

Guests: Joe & Vance from Boys Watching Buffy

Host: Kyle Castro

Podcast: Movie Wars

🔥 What We Cover in This Episode:

• The chaotic backstory behind John Woo’s Hard Target and why it barely resembles his original vision
• Jean-Claude Van Damme’s mullet, legacy, and where he fits in the action star pantheon
• A love letter to slow-mo gunfights, dove symbolism, and 90s saxophone porn music
• Why early ’90s Hollywood was weirdly obsessed with Cajun Louisiana as a setting
• The incredible villain duo of Lance Henriksen and Arnold Vosloo — and why they deserved a spinoff
• The era of "ugly movie stars" and the raw grit of pre-streaming cinema
• Tangents on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Red Dead Redemption 2, Street Fighter, and Double Team with Dennis Rodman
• Is Van Damme underrated, overrated, or stuck in mullet limbo?

🎙 About Our Guests

Joe and Vance are the hosts of Boys Watching Buffy, a hilarious and addictive podcast where they watch cult TV shows for the first time — starting with Buffy, then moving through Angel, Veronica Mars, Dollhouse, and more.

📢 Follow their journey here: Boys Watching Buffy

🎯 Favorite Quotes:

“You forget he’s wearing a mullet because he’s so serious about the shipment work.”

“This is peak ugly cinema — and I miss it.”

“Van Damme was trying to do spin kicks as the Predator. He got fired for being too extra.”

🧠 Behind the Scenes Facts:

• Hard Target was originally 116 minutes long and got slapped with an NC-17 before being trimmed to 97 minutes.
• John Woo was shadowed by Sam Raimi on set to “protect” the production.
• Van Damme oversaw the final edit to make it his movie.
• The studio almost made a spinoff film focused...