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Transcript:
Ryan 0:05
[Theme Song] Hey guys, welcome to Rank and Vile the podcast where we are ranking every single horror movie ever made in the history of horror and also movies from best to worst. And this is Ryan.
Quincy 0:48
And this is Quincy.
Ryan 0:49
How's it going Quincy, how's your week going?
Quincy 0:51
Good. I've gotten into collecting, specifically, bootleg kaiju action figures these days.
Ryan 0:59
Okay.
Quincy 1:01
So so they're Godzilla and Ultraman figures that I buy off of AliExpress who are not a sponsor of this podcast.
Ryan 1:10
Not yet.
Quincy 1:11
And what I love about them is they're the exact molds of like the real figures, except when you flip them over, where the normal action figure would have the copyright and the company name printed on the foot. It's just a very shallow, blurry version of the same thing. Like, yep, nothing suspicious going on here.
Ryan 1:34
Yeah, that's honestly like action figures, especially like, as an adult, I think that, you know, I sort of went through a period of like, you know, because you have action figures when you're a kid, and then you get older and you're like, like, whatever. And then at a certain point, you're like, no, I actually do I need this action figure to hang out on my desk where I work and just have it there. Like, it's, it's important.
Quincy 1:54
I'm not proud of how much I've been spending on bootlegs. Like, I know, they're not real. And for some reason, I've become more attracted to these fake versions of the toys than real ones there. They're a little bit more charming how they have less color application so so instead of like the five color paint job that a real one has, it has a two color paint job instead.
Ryan 2:20
I mean, I mean, obviously the god tier bootleg toy to me is sharp hand Joe in the shape of Freddy Krueger.
Quincy 2:26
Yeah
Ryan 2:26
I don't know I love this thing of all you need is like a mold and some plastic and you can basically make anything. And
Quincy 2:35
it's pretty great.
Ryan 2:37
Yeah, it's extremely good.
Quincy 2:39
I've considered even starting to make my own my own molds, but I haven't been that ghoulish. So Ryan, what ghoulish death metal Have you been listening to Lately,
Ryan 2:50
I've been rotating between Cannibal Corpse and Morbid Angel and Deicide. But the thing about deicide I always end up turning it because like, it's perfectly fine musically, but it's sort of, um, you know, when somebody's like a young guy, and it's always guys who sort of turn like 18 or 19. And they go through an aggressive atheist period where they're just like, did you know that Jesus of Nazareth sucked. And it's like, Alright, great, man. And it's, you know, it's just, it's a little bit much with those guys. relatedly. Like, yesterday was Sarah's birthday. And for their birthday, we watched, we watched the 1973 film adaptation of Jesus Christ Superstar.
Quincy 3:33
That's a buck wild movie.
Ryan 3:35
It is buck wild there is so much going on in that fucking thing. And I'm realizing my favorite bit of trivia that I cannot stop thinking about is apparently, while the the actor who plays Jesus was like, they're about to do the crucifixion scene, one of the Roman soldiers who was played by an Israeli dude who didn't really speak a lot of English,