Kasim decodes the classic social media slang so you can protect yourself from falling prey to manipulative campaigns. Listen to this episode now!
Here's a list of all of the classic social media hooks and what they really mean.
"People often ask me..."
👉 No one asks me this. It's just what I want to talk about now.
"Someone once said..."
👉 It was me. I said it. I'm just using a vague appeal to authority.
"I have always known..."
👉 I learned this yesterday.
"I [did this amazing thing] and here's how you can too..."
👉 I'm about to teach you how to hire me.
"I'm going to show you my biggest secret for [interesting thing]."
👉 This stopped working a few weeks ago, might as well use it to juice my following.
"How to [do something valuable] without [investing any time/effort/energy/money]..."
👉 I'm a scam artist.
"I Just made $$$, using [strategy]. Here's what I did..."
👉 I'm probably (definitely) not going to show you my COGs. I probably spent $999k to get into the two-comma club. Gross revenue is a vanity metric.
"Here are the best people to follow in [Industry]..."
👉 Here are all of the people I'm trying to network with right now.
"How I went from [desperate situation] to [amazing situation] in [very little time]..."
👉 I'm definitely not going to tell you the whole story...
"[Famous person] did [amazing thing], here's how..."
👉 I'm just as smart as said person is given. I've been able to reverse-engineer their success. Also, you'll now associate them with me.
Don't get too offended; we're as guilty as the rest of social media. Just having some fun.😜
Which ones did we miss? Add them in the comment section below.
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