🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint:
- Lil Nas X: at this point, he’s either the gay Antichrist or just the best troll since 50 Cent bought Ja Rule’s front row tickets.
- Cracker Barrel’s logo “controversy” — people are shocked it might actually mean crackers in a barrel. Next up: finding out Hooters isn’t a family restaurant.
- Politicians finally forced to show their votes and their sugar daddies — spoiler: democracy’s basically NASCAR with fewer helmets.
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