Hello, darlings... What is it you truly desire? Let’s start from the beginning. You know Lucifer used to be God’s favorite angel... Those were the days... Oh, where to start?
Well, I’m the devil. I basically invented Daddy Issues, waged a war, and got banished to rule hell but decided I needed a little vacay so I came here to Los Angeles, which let me tell you is not the city of Angels and exactly what I was after. I bought a bar, had a wonderful time partying, annoying my angel brother who is trying to get me back to hell, which I have to say was half the fun. But then something unexpected happened… I got mixed up in a murder that I helped solve which brought me to became an official consultant of the LAPD.
I have the ability to draw out people’s desires you see. No human is immune to my devilish charms. There is only one human… but I talked to my therapist— I know so LA— And she’s working through it with me… Oh, and I am very aware you all are Catholic here. But don’t worry, you’re my favorites of dear, old dad’s fan clubs... So, grab a drink. You’ll need one…
