Thank you for joining us for our five days per week wisdom and legacy building podcast. This is Day 922 of our trek, and it is time for a 3-minute mini-trek called Humor Unplugged. Our Thursday podcast will provide a short and clean funny story to help you lighten up and live a rich and satisfying life – something to cheer you and provide a bit a levity in your life.
We are told in Proverbs 15:30, “A cheerful look brings joy to the heart; good news makes for good health.” We are also encouraged in Proverbs 17:22, “A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.”Consider this your vitamin supplement of cheer for today. So let’s jump right in with today’s funny which is titled…
“What’s your father’s occupation?” asked Mary, the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.
“He’s a magician, ma’am,” said Little Johnny.
“How interesting. What’s his favorite trick, Johnny?”
“He saws people in half.”
Mary replied, “Wow that is interesting!
Wanting to find out more Mary asked, “Now, next question. Johnny, do you have any brothers or sisters?”
Why, yes, said Johnny, “One half-brother and two half-sisters.”
