Thank you for joining us for our five days per week wisdom and legacy building podcast. This is Day 927 of our trek, and it is time for a 3-minute mini-trek called Humor Unplugged.
Our Thursday podcast provides a short and clean funny story to help you lighten up and live a rich and satisfying life – something to cheer you and provide a bit of levity in your life.
We are told in Proverbs 15:30, “A cheerful look brings joy to the heart; good news makes for good health.” We are also encouraged in Proverbs 17:22, “A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.” Consider this your vitamin supplement of cheer for today. So let’s jump right in with today’s funny, which is titled…
When I went to get my driver’s license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed as usual. I took my number and waited and waited.
The lines inched along for almost an hour until it was finally my turn. By the time I got to the counter, I was not happy. I impatiently went through all the paperwork, got my picture taken, and finally got my license.
As I inspected the photo for a moment I commented to the clerk, “I was standing in line for so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture.”
The clerk looked at his picture closely. “It’s okay,” he reassured me, “That’s how you’re going to look when the cops pull you over anyway.”
