Thank you for joining us for our five days per week wisdom and legacy building podcast. This is Day 937 of our trek, and it is time for a 3-minute mini-trek called Humor Unplugged. Our Thursday podcast will provide a short and clean funny story to help you lighten up and live a rich and satisfying life – something to cheer you and provide a bit a levity in your life.
We are told in Proverbs 15:30, “A cheerful look brings joy to the heart; good news makes for good health.” We are also encouraged in Proverbs 17:22, “A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.” Consider this your vitamin supplement of cheer for today. So let’s jump right in with today’s funny which is titled…
At the end of their first date, Sam takes Sally back to her home. On the front porch, leaning against the wall with a bit of swagger, Sam decides to try for that important first kiss.
“Hey sweet thing, how ’bout a good night kiss?”
“Oh, I couldn’t do that. My parents will see us!”
“Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?”
“No, please. I would just die of embarrassment if someone saw us.”
“Sally, there’s nobody around. They’re all sleeping!”
“No way. It’s just too risky!”
“Oh please, please, I like you so much, and it was such a nice date!!”
“No. I like you too, but I just can’t risk it!”
“Oh yes you can. Please, Sally.”
“No, no. I just can’t.”
Just then the porch light goes on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her pajamas, sleepy, hair disheveled. “Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he’ll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!”
