Thank you for joining us for our five days per week wisdom and legacy building podcast. This is Day 967 of our trek, and it is time for our 3-minute mini-trek called Humor Unplugged. Our Thursday podcast will provide a short and clean funny story to help you lighten up and live a rich and satisfying life – something to cheer you and provide a bit a levity in your life.
We are told in Proverbs 15:30, “A cheerful look brings joy to the heart; good news makes for good health.” We are also encouraged in Proverbs 17:22, “A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.” Consider this your vitamin supplement of cheer for today. So let’s jump right in with today’s funny which is titled…
MOM’S LIST OF THINGS SHE DOES NOT WANT TO HEAR
1. I swallowed the goldfish.
2. Your lipstick works better than crayons.
3. Does grape juice leave a stain?
4. The principal called…
5. But DAD says that word all the time!
6. What’s it cost to fix a window?
7. Has anyone seen my pet snakes?
8. Look, I painted your shoes pretty!
9. The dog doesn’t like dressing up in your underwear.
10. I’m running away from home. (Well, maybe some days…)
If you’re a mom or dad, I hope that brought a smile...
