Come one, come all to ChristCon 2026 (or 2027, depending on many factors outside of our control)! Rudy and TJ lay out plans for a convention of truly biblical proportions, featuring contests, teaching, cosplay, miracles, buffets, intern recruitment, and the world's first true attempt to live out Christ's teaching the parable of the feast in Luke 14.
In Turnt or Burnt, our notorious podcrastinators finally get around to weighing in on the "Harley Davidson is woke and gay now" online controversy. Bruno Mars has been appointed King of Las Vegas. Oh, really? Not on our watch! A bankrupt Rudy Giuliani taps the 9/11 survivors fund for free healthcare. Is this a viable alternative to socialized medicine? And in the most important local story of the season, Las Vegas casinos now employ robotic slot machines to follow gamblers around when they attempt to get up and leave.
Do the two extremely suspicious scorpion attacks signal the end approaching more swiftly than the public is willing to acknowledge? As the full realization of the kingdom of God/America draws near, is it too early for the Arc du Triump to be built in Washington DC? Find out the answers to these, and all your most pressing eschatological questions in How Many Four Horsemen!
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