Game Devs said you can have a little eco terrorism as a treat. . .
ABQ Comedian and downright delight Royal Wood III (https://www.instagram.com/captaincrazyglu/) has brought us a Millenial Classic with a through line that unfortunately stays relevant. Final Fantasy VII taught young children the joys of eco terrorism in a world ravaged by climate change. The 90’s!
We delve into the benefits of Big Sword and the DANGERS of Big Pillow.
It’s FF7 vs Eco Terrorism on the MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com
Chapters
- (00:00:01) - Voting in the 2020 election
- (00:03:20) - Voting Your Face Off
- (00:07:35) - The Big One at Astronomia
- (00:08:46) - Final Fantasy 7
- (00:11:56) - Final Fantasy 7
- (00:16:00) - When You Were A Teenager
- (00:20:08) - Final Fantasy 13
- (00:22:49) - Let's Give Black People Swords
- (00:25:45) - Iron Fist: Everybody Loves The Comic Book Guy
- (00:26:48) - Black Nick Fury In The Ultimate Universe
- (00:27:40) - Tales of Symphonia or Final Fantasy
- (00:30:32) - Looking for a Big Pillow
- (00:33:26) - Final Fantasy 7: Emulation Your Way to the Voting Booth
- (00:34:35) - What Historic Political revolutionaries Would Be Accepted to Join Avalanche?
- (00:38:08) - Is It Possible To Ethically Raise A Golden Chocobo?
- (00:41:49) - Breed a Gold Chocobo
- (00:42:39) - Top Political Picks For The Chocolate Boat
- (00:44:04) - Which States Would Make Chocobo Ranching Illegal?
- (00:48:37) - Would Some States Allow Hunting Chocobos?
- (00:48:54) - When You Can't Tell Me The Truth About Your Friends
- (00:52:00) - None of That Should Have Happened In The Dark
- (00:53:53) - In the Elevator With Rude
- (00:55:52) - Final Fantasy 9: Don't Loan a Partner Your Summoner Material
- (00:59:32) - When You Can't Help Your Love Interest
- (00:59:56) - Alexander And The First Words Of 2026
- (01:00:39) - Barrett on His Presidential Runoff
- (01:03:25) - Aerith's ultimate weapon
- (01:05:15) - What Is Sephiroth Posting?
- (01:07:52) - Alex Jones Is A HYPED UP Version Of Sephiroth
- (01:10:59) - How To Defeat The Hardest Boss In Pokemon
- (01:13:02) - When You're Wrong And You Know It
- (01:14:43) - What Do You Think Shinra's Pride Month Tweet Would Be?
- (01:18:11) - Is Shinra Anti-Dei or Pro-DeI?
- (01:21:52) - Rude on The PAT
- (01:22:36) - If Donald Trump Played Final Fantasy 7, What Nicknames Would He
- (01:26:03) - Final Fantasy XII
- (01:26:32) - Should Veteran Veterans Get Health Care or Be Tried for War Crimes
- (01:28:55) - King Rufus on Phoenix Down
- (01:32:26) - Ty Slice on Voting
- (01:36:17) - She Ate Her Own Feathers
