He's baaack... If you were one who was disappointed in the first one this won't be for you but if you loved it as much as the rest of us... hang on because it's a heck of a ride.
Original Review:
Our favorite foul-mouthed superhero is back. This time his focus is the F word... It may not be the F word you're thinking of though. Now don't get me wrong, there are plenty of F-bombs throughout the movie but c'mon... it's Deadpool, would you really expect anything less? Wade and Vanessa make plans to do something and before they can, something happens that changes the entire story for them. Now Wade just wants it to end but his mutant abilities won't allow that to happen. Try as he may, he seems to have a purpose that he can't figure out. With the help of some friends, he will find his purpose even if that means a LOT of sacrifices along the way. To make matters harder, Cable, a super ??? is trying to impede the process to intervene for the future. This story piggybacks well off of the first movie. I must reiterate that this is NOT for kids, this is not a family-friendly story, it's an absolutely hilarious story that is so wrong for all of the right reasons. Coming into this expecting anything less than the profanity and violence that you witness on screen is a disservice to the movie and yourself. So come at your own risk and be prepared for everything that is existentially Deadpool!
Notes:
armed pedophiles in nursing shoes, at what point do I say enough with the robotic arms, blessed are the wicked who are healed by my hand, bonus scene, brown panther, can you speak up it's a little hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth, Deadpool rap by teamheadkick, don't fuck Elvis don't fuck Colossus, ejaculate into a soap dispenser, Essex house for mutant rehabilitation, family was always an f word for me, fine fucked up insecure needy emotional, fire fist, Fuck wolverine, fuck your rules I fight for what's right and sometimes I fight dirty, full Winnie the pooh, hillside amusement park, holy shit pickles, I don't bargain pumpkin fucker, I loved her like the ocean loves water the ocean is water, I'm going to melt you down and make a cock ring, I'm like tupac and you're like ice cube, in memory of Sequana Harris, is dubstep still a thing, is that a fanny pack I used to have one of those in nineteen ninety never, kids give us the chance to be better than we are and better than we used to be, kiss me like you miss me red, let's fuck some shit up is my legal middle name, mankind not mutantkind, no child is hopeless, Olivia & Meredith t-shirt, only best buddies execute pedophiles together, Presley vs Carson and the hidden crystal of doom, prisoner 24601, Pryor's treats, pump the hate brakes fox and friends, put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head, Russell Collins, Scout headmaster Kevin, sister Margaret's school for wayward girls, straight shirt cocking it toddler style, the pen is grosser than the sword, this may not be family you want but it is family you need, wade-wilson, we're x men no you're x people you're exhausting, weird secret sex lips, what sharknado are we on, whit 17 news, x-force, xforce, xmen dated metaphor for racism in the 60s, you can't really live until you've died a little, you muttering butt plug, you smell like someone took a shit in a civil war wound that was already gangrenous, you're in the shit now moustache, you're my tom cruise you're my Kirsten dunst, you're not a fucking hero you're a clown dressed up as a sex toy, you're so dark are you sure you're not from the dc universe, your heart isn't in the right place
