(Diff'rent Strokes) - A throng of merkins, Chris' lumpy sternum (and mind) w/ Jay Miller, Memorial Day and TV crack, Being Lazy at Being Lazy, Fred's Final Favor, Family Ties or Shackles, Lying through your Truth, Bodega Pride, Staten Island: love it or leave it, Support your Local Library, Fred's Moral Dilemna: Stealing Food from a Child's Mouth?, Chris Had A Dream, 12-steppin' out and other self-help.