This week's Beware of the Babylon goes out to all our baby mamas.
Other bold statements include:
• Creationists need to keep it in their pants.
• Shania don't impress us much.
• Jim Croche may be alright after all.
• Pit-stains rock Rachel's world.
Plus, don't miss this week's exciting new feature: SHE'S A LADY!
