Better late than never! In this episode we talk about more outlandish news items sniffed out by Cindy and Roger, our expert news sleuths. Dennis chimes in and Drew nearly enters an altered state brought on by a bowl of wasabi peas and a Magic Hat HiPA. Among the nuttier news are: Didacts and Duct Tape, Cindy shares her own experience in duct taping up an out of control juvenile. Trapped by Technology? No. A woman figures she's trapped when her battery dies and she's still sitting in the car with the doors locked. Doh! Assorted Nails in and about the Head, Pizza and a Coke, Hotelicopter, the Question of the Great Tit Poop-Sack, and more! Send comments and suggestions to cosmicpirate@rocketmail.com, Visit http://cosmicpirates.com for more information.