From the bowels of hell of a Burbank parking garage we secretly recorded our thoughts and feels about director Luca Guadagnino's re-envisioning of Dario Argento's horror classic Suspiria. The film doth star Dakota Johnson, Tilda Swinton, Mia Goth, and Chloë Grace Moretz with a cameo by the original Susie Bannion, Miss Jessica Harper herself.
