People in life can get rubbed down to a boring nub. It's easier to remain neautral and innoffensive just to get through the day. That's how old people seem to settle on Bingo as a main activity; no one gets hurt, no one gets offended.
Which is why it's incredibly nice to have guests like this. A self confessed bogan who has put his penis through an incredible amount of pain tells of his drink driving experience and whilst managing to survive without hurting anyone else, the court appearances, interlock fitting and pure expense of a toughtless act should steer anyone away from getting behind the wheel if they've had a few drinks.
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Song: Witch Hats - In the Mortuary
