Paul and Nick safari their way through the wilds of Enviorkidz. Turned off by the story, they still manage to find a way to really like these cereals. Who knew? Topics include:
Knock-off Captain Planet;
Ancient Civilization Snobbery;
Pauls Pre-Historic Humor;
Envirokidz Virgins;
The Surprising Taste Test;
Eating Toast like Oreos;
Wringing the Bees onto a Loaf of Poison;
The Story of Ugh;
The Natural Flavor Con;
Chocolate Chirp Cookies;
Paul and Nick Foods;
The Road Trip Experts;
Where are Cap'n Crunch's Tax Returns?!;
To the Avocado and Fig Eating Voyeurs;
Quelling the Code Red Passions;
Originally Published: Mon Oct 03 2016
