POLICE FIND A GUN HIDDEN BETWEEN A MAN'S BUTT CHEEKS
A WOMAN TRYING TO PEE BETWEEN CARS ON A MOVING SUBWAY TRAIN, FALLS TO THE TRACKS AND IS CRUSHED
A TOPLESS PHOTO WHORE IN TIMES SQUARE IS ARRESTED FOR ALLEGEDLY OFFERING TO BLOW A COP FOR $200
GUEST, COMEDIAN AND OLD FRIEND, THE LEGENDARY TOM RYAN (LETTERMAN).
