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Thought the "wet red bread" Facebook recipe videos were gross? The Dads just found the cocktail version, "Tipsy Bartender". Anyone for a Pokeymans Mudslide?

Matt tries to watch some holiday TV but find "the Santa Paws" impossibly maudlin. At least he learned empathy for Christmas Frankensteins.

Play-Doh – perfect snowman ingredient or winter nightmare fuel? Please don't forget to do your holiday shopping through our Amazon portal at paternitypodcast.com!

Lazy gift givers, it is time to panic – Yankee Candle Recall!

Michael from New York calls in and goes green with an advanced bird flipping technique.

… And in the moment we all knew would come, Ellie gets "the talk" at school, and it was time for Todd to ask her what she knows about sperm and ayyyygs.

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