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An Iowa Rep thinks gay marriage is like marrying lawn mowers – the Dads thinks he is protesting just a LITTLE TOO MUCH about marrying lawn mowers.
Then the Dads discuss the mysterious new fangled appeal of really, really depressing horror films that are more Requiem for a Dream than Nightmare on Elm Street.
Todd talks Matt into buying “Hi Ho Cherry O”, which immediately turns his daughter into a tyrant and a cheater.
Speaking of Todd – no longer content with just bilking Columbia House Record Club out of Blind Melon cds, he is now trying to win a most dangerous game of credit card rewards points shuffle.
The Dads get an e-mail about finger avulsions and talk about fingertip amputation stories of their youths.
And finally, Dave gets ready for surgery on both his throat cancer voice AND his twin-producing genitals. Both surgeries are expected to be botched horribly.
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