5 things (to write on your hand) about Sarah Silverman:
1. Was fired from 'Saturday Night Live.' By fax.
2. Contends that she is funnier than her boyfriend, fellow comedian Jimmy Kimmel.
3. One of her sisters is a rabbi, and another attended elementary school with Adam Sandler.
4. She isn't a racist.
5. Her turn in the film 'The Aristocrats' was so shocking, it almost got her sued.