Hey there listener. Boy, have we got something special in store for you today. Something shocking and wonderful that you won't believe. Something that will turn this podcast up-side-fucking-down forever and shake your entire world view to its core, leaving you but a pale shell of a man, which is really weird, considering among other things the fact that you're a woman. Or whatever. Anyway, I lied, today's actually another Garfield strip.
Today's strip
A La Croix Conspiracy Theory That Will Forever Change Your Perception of This Bubbly Beverage
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