Oh boy, it's another dumb joke about some family member of Garfield's who will NEVER be mentioned again! Can't wait to find out what sort of forced facile wordplay and/or serious mental health condition will serve as the basis for this one.
If you want to read something more artistically resonant and FAR better-edited, why not go over and check out guest host Amy's presumably delightful fan fiction? Seriously, why not? What the fuck's wrong with you?!?
