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Garth Brooks in… …the Life of Chris Gaines by Garth Brooks.

Today’s the day! Human soul patch Chris Gaines gets his day in the sun as Garth Brooks dons a wig and a smoldering, sexy, cheeks-sucked-in face for his best rockstar playacting. Pucker up your pair of kissable ellipses, because this bad boy is going to soft-rock your whole world.

The Garf/Gaines pair is a real Jekyll/Hyde situation… but in the end, it turns out Chris Gaines is actually a lot less fun than we thought he would be. Oh, well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Learnin’ Links:

• To blave
• Bill Clinton and “depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is”
• Richard Bachman
• VH1’s Behind the Music on Chris Gaines
• Garf’s interview where he explains Chris Gaines
• The Gaines album cover, and the Garf album cover.
• SNL Californians
• The outdated and racist term “miscegenation,” and the tokenism with which Gaines treats black people
• It blows
• Black Tuesday

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