Description

This week Dave and Gunnar talk about: automated swarms, automated chefs, and automated kill chains.

• Gunnar declares Clash of Clans and DomiNations horrible disappointments
• You’d think they’d be air gapped: Hackers Could Commandeer New Planes Through Passenger Wi-Fi
• Star Trek update
  • It is indeed the Klingon High Council
  • Klingon coming soon to Duolingo!
• “BioBot” Roaches Could Save Lives With Tiny Backpacks
  • Just a regular day at the office: Intel CEO controls a swarm of robot spiders with gestures
  • Runaway movie
• D&G Joke Kit of the Week: Soylent Blue? Fancy a tasty byte? Cookbook written by supercomputer
  • Probably safer with Fresh Food Fast, courtesy of Gunnar’s wife.
• Facebook holds the largest private collection of biometric data
• Twitter moves non-US accounts to Ireland away from the NSA
• Google “find my phone”
  • The classic Android Device Manager also still works
• Dave is back in Military Embedded Systems: COTS software challenges in the military electronics market
• “Hey everyone, look  at me running Oracle on RHEL6 on RHEL7 using Docker.”
• BPM 6.1, BRMS 6.1 are out, announcement coming April 21st
• Common Criteria announced for JBoss EAP 6.2! EAL 4+
• Labocki strikes! A beautiful RHCI architecture overview
• Red Hat Customer Portal answers in Google search results
• Ceph works. Just ask Yahoo.
• General Cartwright on organizational agility and culture change

Cutting Room Floor

• Stephen Hawking Sings Monty Python… Galaxy Song
• What if Pixar Made Furious 7?
• Washington DC Gothic

We Give Thanks

• JP Sherman for helping us stay authoritative!