Finally, one you've heard of! ...Unfortunately. 1983's third sequel to the classic Jaws features a mother/baby murder team, shark science a third-grader could debunk, dubious canoodling, the Texan-est Red Sox fan in film history, and 17 different arts-and-crafts dorsal fins, each shittier than the last. Why is Dennis Quaid hurling a golf-cart driver to the ground? Why are we talking about Celebration, FL? Should we have watched the movie with 3D glasses? Send a kid out for some SeaCorn(tm) and settle in for the latest Quaid In Full.
Overall score: 3
QQQ score: 4.75
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If we're not going to hear The Dennissance (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153), one of y'all should
All the crappy reviews of Jaws 3D in one place (https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jaws_3/reviews)
Watch "the Zardoz of the sea" for yourselves (https://play.hbomax.com/feature/urn:hbo:feature:GXYT0_QRID8IAIwEAAAQI)
