Chris Collision of the I Don't Even Own A Television podcast is joining us for the misbegotten Wilder Napalm, the early Vince Gilligan joint that would have made a much better X-Files episode than it did a feature film. Arli$$ jokes, aggressive quirk, a Van Helsing comparison somehow, beefcake snarling at each other, Manic Pixie Dream Winger, and a lead who should have failed out of clown college all add up to a very nineties pyrokinetic love triangle with no figurative fireworks. Close up the Quik Foto; it's an all-new Quaid In Full.
Overall score: 4
QQQ score: 3.92 (don't ask)
SHOW NOTES
Get EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page (https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull)
Can YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153)?
...Us either. Try Chris's pod with JW Friedman instead (https://www.idontevenownatelevision.com/)
Janet Maslin's review (https://www.nytimes.com/1993/08/20/movies/review-film-brothers-fight-fire-with-fire-in-wilder-napalm.html)
And Owen Gleiberman's for EW (https://ew.com/article/1993/08/27/wilder-napalm/) Special Guest: Chris Collision.