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Lords:
* Nick
* https://twitter.com/NickPancakes
* Greg
* https://twitter.com/simgreed
* https://store.steampowered.com/app/945490/LittleSquareThings/
Topics:
* Anthropomorphized inanimate objects
* Quaker Names
* https://zeugmalitotes.tumblr.com/post/656465316855119872/fishpilled-these-guys-were-onto-something-i-think
* Why do car doors get Shitty Shut
* Go West - Call Me
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV0ugZumyJU
* What's on the grill if you're "grillin up some 'good boys'"
* Overly complicated navel-gazing plots in video games, especially those that absolutely do not need plots
Microtopics:
* Completing the set of Duckfeed guests.
* Health care simulation.
* The moth having himself a journey.
* Hydrodynamics of the bloodstream.
* Little Square Things.
* Filling your life with media about anthropomorphized inanimate objects.
* Whether Data needs hair.
* Giving your shiny yellow skin for legal reasons.
* A talking garage that is hungry for cars.
* Does that anthropomorphic talking chair even eat ass?
* A talking map of the United States.
* Whether someone already mentioned the talking photo booth.
* Clocky the talking map.
* The "marry it" joke.
* Cortana receiving your one-star review of trying to rename this folder.
* Preserved Fish.
* Morris Morris, Jr.
* Experience Burt Merrick.
* Preserved Fish writing his own Wikipedia page.
* Signing in to leave a flower.
* Leaving a Blingee on your ancestor's grave.
* A door that is shut but it's not flush with the doorway and the "door ajar" alarm goes off.
* A car upgrade where if you partially close the door it closes it the rest of the way for you.
* Why don't they make two planes out of the black box material, one on top of the other.
* A car door that is in many respects shut.
* Go back to sleep and wake up properly, dipshit.
* Trying to make Shitty Shut happen with Gen Z by getting on TikTok and using a filter that makes you look young and doing meme dances.
* Teaching your three year old to call it "shitty shut" and when grownups tell him he shouldn't use the word "shitty," whispering from the bushes "yes you should!"
* Euphemism withdrawal.
* Steadfastly refusing to swear but still calling it a shitpost because that's what you call it.
* The clip art dude sailing across the screen.
* Doing one dance and your shadow doing a slightly different dance.
* Reshooting a scene but keeping the same shadows as before.
* Pop quiz: sideburn on only one side of the face, or slept on a greasy bench?
* An entertaining slow watch.
* A fire hydrant made of a pie tin and aluminum foil.
* Singing into a fan.
* Everybody realizing that there is someone on the ceiling.
* The Gentle Exorcist.
* A sheriff labeled "boy."
* A drug store full of a band.
* The additional challenge of a mechanical bull mounted upside down on the ceiling.
* Figuring out how to do a special effects shot for a story moment and then deciding to put the effect in every other shot regardless of whether it makes sense.
* Watching a 40 year old music video and then tracking down the director and asking if you win a prize for being the first to notice a specific joke.
* The falling yellow liquid spilling forth within the billiards bar.
* Go low, Ken and sons.
* Whether people say that they have some "bad" "boys" on the "grill," why don't you "pop" on "over."
* The thing where you carve a hot dog into an octopus shape.
* A hot dog that is too polite to burst if you put it in the microwave.
* Why every dog is a "good boy" but none of them are great.
* The Go West Music Video Cinematic Universe.
* Bad boys who are also bad dancers.
* The Ultimate Good Boy.
* Running out the time rewind potion.
* A puzzle game with story except for the enormous lore dump at the end.
* Bob's Game.
* Being really into the story of the development of Bob's Game except for all the pain and human suffering.
* ARGeez.
* Renaming your game to "OK" so nobody can search for it.
