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Lords:
* Danny
* https://twitter.com/dannyodwyer/
* April
* https://twitter.com/aprilsaur
Topics:
* Favorite desserts for when it's hot out
* The horror of almost being older than Princess Diana
* The developer of Abraham Lincolnland has gone on to run a business selling shirts with Vaporwave Abraham Lincoln's Face on them.
* http://www.lincolnsoft.com/games/all/
* https://lincolnapparel.com/
* I Would Like to Describe by Zbigniew Herbert
* https://poets.org/poem/i-would-describe
* Irish surnames as American girl names
* Words that you misunderstood as a child and how that affected your life
* Jordan Mechner calling E.Y. Harburg on the phone
* https://jordanmechner.com/archive/#2009-11-rainbo
Microtopics:
* Priming with a prompt.
* Using the Inception noise too much so Christopher Nolan angrily accosts you and you can get his autograph.
* A selection of nice suits.
* The swirl of the chocolate and vanilla duo.
* So classy but also so messy.
* The counter with fifty different ice creams in buckets.
* 99.
* A stick of flaky wispy chocolate that you stick into your ice cream.
* The two biggest KLF fans in America.
* Mid-Atlantic Podcast Time.
* Ordering a hot latte in the middle of Summer.
* Realizing it's winter and going back into the coffee shop and asking the barista to put your iced coffee in the microwave.
* The treat that you would least like to have in the summer.
* Hanging your Christmas Pudding from a clothesline.
* Hollywood Pudding.
* The Devil's Sandwich.
* A fancy lad who eats nothing but olives and fig newtons.
* Morbid Distance Markers.
* Royalophilia.
* One princess dies and TV becomes useless for days
* The ethical considerations of faking a news segment.
* The last time you'll ever think about Princess Diana.
* All your dead relatives living in your head.
* Never saying your child's name on the internet.
* What body part is touching the poison oak in this metaphor.
* Refusing to go outside without an EpiPen.
* Abraham Lincoln fighting Nazis in the cyberpunk future.
* Bringing back beards for presidents.
* A 60-page readme about how to run this game in various driver configurations.
* Sitemaps.
* Selling shirts with Abraham Lincoln's face on them at Milwaukee Marker Fair.
* Going full neon.
* Covering the entire surface of the shirt with a garish vaporwave pattern.
* Describing courage without involving a dusty lion.
* Drawing a single original word from your breast, like a rib.
* Falling asleep with your hand in a mound of planets.
* A fleeting moment of recognition that is often very centering.
* Standing at the limits of language.
* Word tattoos.
* Mostly salt up top.
* Describing a moment or a feeling or a concept that is unrelenting in your mind.
* Using a trembling glass of water emoji but nobody knows whether you mean anxiety or an approaching T-Rex.
* His and Hers Mound of Planets Tattoos.
* The Irish guy in the room.
* Paying respect to your Irish heritage by naming your daughter "McPhee."
* 8 out of the top 10 baby names of 2020.
* Having a reaction that nobody else is having.
* Don't Start Fires mascots.
* Thinking that Smokey the Bear is instructing you to start forest fires because you don't know what "prevent" means.
* Only you in particular can prevent forest fires.
* Whatever flips your boat.
* One of those weird European psychological horrors.
* Ha-Ha Hollywood.
* Wanting information and figuring out how to get it.
* John Romero still having the Apple 2's memory layout memorized 40 years later.
* Trying to remember if you've done a podcast.
* A cat trying to get you to come to bed.
* Only grace tweets.
* Overwatch boops.
* Overwatch: Global Offensive.
