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Lords:
* Brad
* @bradspendlove on Twitter
* Check out https://twitter.com/so_writing, especially episode 6
* Quil
Topics:
* What superpowers like shrinking and invisibility suggest about how we conceptualize reality
* Is there a point where you can call the silly things you make "art" and not feel like an absolute tool about it? Not a debate about what is vs is not art. But I feel weird if I make a bunch of bad music and call it "my art"
* Stinky meat and stinky feet
* http://www.stinkymeat.net/
* https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hamilton-if-it-was-sung-entirely-by-adam-sandler/id1382504305
* Hope is a Thing with Feathers, by Emily Dickinson
* https://poets.org/poem/hope-thing-feathers-254
* Visual novels are neat, but I'm never sure whether they belong in my video game queue or book queue and therefore I rarely play them because I always think I could be playing a "real" video game or reading a "real" book
* Cortical homunculus
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corticalhomunculus
* https://www.etsy.com/listing/509252848/angry-little-friend-taxidermy-monster
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homunculusloxodontus
Microtopics:
* Accidentally agreeing to be on the show.
* Doing nothing in Chicago.
* Computer creativity.
* Making an argument that a computer program is creative.
* "Honey I Shrunk The Kids" as a philosophical text.
* Using a set of mirrors to give yourself 360 degree vision.
* Imagining additional colors.
* Assuming the listener knows what cellular automata is.
* A platonic dude in the way you would conceive of a dude.
* Trying to find a game that uses cellular automata but it's occluded by search results for Conway's Life and Nier Automata.
* The top four Live 'em Ups.
* A game that left the world when Flash stopped being a thing.
* Putting tremendous creative effort into a project but not being willing to call it your art because that would be pretentious.
* Calling your bad music your "works" because they make ye listeners despair.
* How you conceptualize the things that you make.
* Attaching a label to the semiotic representation of a thing and thereby changing the nature of the thing.
* Making a song in the amount of time the song takes to elapse.
* Having done NaNoWriMo once and then being able to tell people you're working on your second novel.
* Wanting to have the identity of being a creator.
* Something that is cool to be and do.
* How to make art that feels meaningful when you are surrounded by art that is way better than yours.
* Ancient handwriting samples.
* Doing psychic damage by singing the wrong words to a song.
* Leaving a plate of meat in your neighbor's yard.
* Deciding it's time to stop your science experiment and go to a doctor.
* A storied history of people screwing up their bodies for the sake of internet points.
* The melding of art and science.
* Piss Christ and other works that are intended to annoy.
* Trying to elicit a strong emotion but not caring too much which emotion it is.
* What it takes to know Bennett Foddy.
* The idea that heavy metal bands were trying to get listeners to kill themselves.
* The euphemism treadmill and the inverted euphemism treadmill.
* How come there are still kids if kids keep growing up??
* Slurs in various stages of reclamation.
* How there are stupid people out there and they're not bad people, they're just stupid.
* Jabroni origins.
* Replacing all your pejoratives with "ridiculous."
* Mario running up the infinite euphemism treadmill saying successively more watered down swears.
* The purpose of comparing an emotion to a bird.
* What is a poem? A pile of lines about a bird.
* Conceiving of hope as a bird sitting outside your window and waking you up way too early.
* Enclosing poems in letters to your friends.
* Making art for a person and sharing it just with that person.
* Reading "Hope is the Thing with Feathers" in the Sick Sad World announcer voice.
* Reading poems in a sarcastic voice and analyzing how it makes you feel.
* Reading Emily Dickinson poetry in the voice of somebody begging for their life.
* Whether Poe's Law is the sarcasm thing.
* Whether Machiavelli was doing a bit.
* A performance of the entirety of Hamilton in the Adam Sandler voice.
* Getting famous for singing "All Star" and having to sing it for the rest of your life.
* The realm between video games and books.
* How the phone would be the perfect venue for a visual novel if it weren't for all the phone games.
* Approaches to consuming media.
* Watching half a movie and then falling asleep and eventually realizing that now there are at least five movies you've watched half of.
* A library book from 2019 that you still haven't returned.
* Mapping the size of your body parts to how much space they take up in your brain.
* A Cortical Homunculus Funko Pop.
* Shrimp Obama Magnet.
* T-shirts about adrenal cancer.
* Angry Little Friend Taxidermy Monster Sculpture Oddity.
* Too good an idea to just let be a joke.
* Symbolizing the emotions of people who wait at the dentist's office.
* Max Rebo, the popular jizz-wailer.
* Seeing the two tabs but not knowing the difference between them.
