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Topics:
* "World's greatest author Chuck Tingle"
* Way of making moving easier, collective tips?
* https://overmental.com/content/the-beautiful-zelda-artwork-of-katsuya-terada-7898
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DataHand
* Melatonin parenting decisions
* http://false-panels.com/fjf/
Microtopics:
* Rabbit nose speeds.
* A stranger from Australia handing you a twenty dollar bill.
* Lining a trench coat with Steam keys.
* How to make Elden Ring feel like a video game rather than a slog.
* An incredible variety of fantastical biomes filled with body horror monstrosities that are inexplicably bad at killing you.
* Playing Elden Ring with passive enemies
* Big columns with massively muscular horsemen.
* Sheep curling up into a wheel and rolling away.
* Fostering a different sense of what accomplishment means.
* Ramps interweaving the stairway.
* Going into a spooky house and the house is like "why would you come in here? Can't you see I'm haunted"
* Going into a spooky house in hopes of seeing bespoke content.
* An author of real books that people think are memes.
* A tornado that has a butthole because it must've picked it up with all the other debris.
* Lesbian candy corn.
* High-functioning chocoholics.
* Having sex with the State of California and reading the list of things that the State of California has found to cause cancer.
* Making a career out of exploring the weird connections in your own mind.
* Writing to Chuck Tingle to ask for more details about the 747's genitalia.
* Moving house and then moving house again immediately, to save yourself a packing/unpacking cycle.
* Having many shamefully confusing objects and making the movers wear blindfolds.
* Making your friends wear blindfolds and rely on LIDAR when they come into your house.
* Putting all your vacation souvenirs in storage and going to your storage unit when you want to remember your vacation.
* Three drawers of cables organized into power cables, USB cables and audio cables, all neatly constrained with velcro.
* Giving your rabbit decoy cables to chew on so that the important cables remain safe.
* Throwing away 70% of your stuff.
* Whether it's a lie if you have books on your shelf that you haven't read yet.
* Apocryphal John Waters quotes.
* Having an outfit for hacktivism.
* Mounting the spines of books you've read above your hearth.
* Data Hands.
* A keyboard that doesn't work in direct sunlight.
* Foot Mouse and the Data Hands.
* Staring into the abyss, wiggling your fingers.
* Underwear computing.
* Late-onset melatonin generation.
* How to deal when everybody in the family gets sick at once.
* An island made of bureaucracy.
* The fax machine in your underwear computer.
* How to pronounce "James" according to Jim's facebook profile.
* Armchairing a request for poetry in the rudest way possible.
* Streets that duel like coarse teeth.
* The matted thing that leaves its woman without the duck.
* Hooking your poetry generator up to a receipt printer so people can print a new poem on demand.
* Writing a poem and finding out what you meant later.
* Soup repair.
* A man who is nice on British TV but angry on American TV.
* Old Enough!
* An extremely relatable two year old.
* Being tasked with juicing some oranges and spending the next hour chasing the dog.
