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Lords:
* John
* https://twitter.com/robohunkx
* https://twitter.com/AshbyBrewery/
* April
* https://www.instagram.com/midnightgardenstitchery/
Topics:
* Playing Grand Theft Auto 5 because I miss hiking in California
* Embroidery
* Jokes that three year olds tell
* Moondrop's Tale
* https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q6h1_gLGH7hDy3uhWpLtqapbpRqVFkawAbQ1ywVEu4E/edit
* Skeleton Jelly: https://imgur.com/lbIoX
* Survivor
* https://survivingtribal.com/2017/08/04/survivor-flashback-friday-survivor-gabon-gif-end-gifs/
* Excluding certain topics from my Twitter recommendations has never been harder (and also: trying to understand why Russell Crowe keeps showing up in the "suggested posts" of the AshbyBrewery account)
Microtopics:
* Return of the Beast Lord.
* Whether the Beast Lord fucks around.
* The Beets Lord.
* Hearing clapping and encouragement and assuming it's for you.
* Being a tourist in a video game.
* Riding a quad bike up Mt. Chiliad.
* Getting past the first mission where you need to do violence to a lot of people so you can peacefully explore Los Santos.
* Driving down the highway at night and taking a random turnoff into the wilderness and going on a hike in the moonlight.
* The Grand Theft Auto V Not Hurting Anybody Challenge.
* Taking a self-guided tour of the Bay Area in Watch Dogs 2.
* A Short Hike mod for GTA V.
* A needle art or craft.
* Art vs. Craft.
* What is the Citizen Kane of needlepoint? When will we see the first needle that can make you cry?
* A piece of physical media that you look at.
* Physically doing the thing to make it look like the image you have in your head.
* An art form that has been around for as long as thread.
* The joy of buying art supplies.
* The anxiety relief of various stitches.
* A boy who contains multitudes.
* Getting dad a sidewalk for his birthday.
* Cross-stitch route planning.
* Marking notable locations in red.
* The only way out. (Through.)
* A three year old who wants to do something but delays as much as he can anyway.
* A three year old who is just like adults except with way less impulse control.
* A work in frogress.
* The tale of druid Moondrop Honeysuckle.
* A disembodied voice telling you to call it "granny."
* The ancient place beyond the dead star in the Ultraviolet City.
* Going into a random bar and hearing a poem about your mom.
* Granny the Mind Flayer.
* Falling sideways through reality and having to fight the big boss.
* Recording season 42 of Survivor over Zoom.
* The evolution of Survivor meta.
* Finding a clue in the crook of a tree.
* Throwing the flint into the ocean.
* The gif of the two women gasping and the dude behind them smiling.
* The Ashby Brewery Twitter account.
* Why the algorithm thinks you care about Ratchet and Clank.
* How to make Twitter livable on PC vs. on your phone.
* The work every internet user puts into not being shown the stuff they don't want to see.
* Mark Zuckerberg pointing at his mugger and shouting "See less of this! I'd like to see less of this!"
* Eating the rich and having to worry about biomagnification.
* Mr. Beer.
* The Ashby Brewery and Video Game Studio.
* All the Brews That's Fit to Print.
* The Ashby Brewery and Video Game Studio quarterly brewsletter.
* Being the bee man.
* Not using Twitter in a while and Twitter emails you about what Russell Crowe is doing lately.
* Extensively DMing Russell Crowe and then blocking Russell Crowe and then forgetting that either thing happened.
* Why they call him John Mystery.
