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Lords:
* Hallie
* John B
Topics:
* Tabletop RPGs as educational platform
* Flicky-likes
* Etch A Sketch Animator 2000
* Poem: "My Brother's Head Should Be Replaced" by Jack Prelutsky
* https://youtu.be/TYXJyxT7QN4?t=1330
* Buff Diglett
Microtopics:
* 471 very positive reviews.
* Pizza Tower, the Tower of Pizza.
* Snoopy's Silly Sports Spectacular.
* Taking a drink of your Safeway brand Diet Cola Caffeine Free Soda.
* Bouncy the Rat and her friends in the Wild Wood.
* Providing a platform for people to talk to each other and learn about boundaries.
* Why to add numbers together.
* Teaching children math when everyone has a pocket calculator in their pocket at all times.
* A peek under the curtain.
* The edutainment classics.
* Three D&D combat system as a way to get comfortable doing arithmetic in your head.
* Providing an experiential experience.
* A tiny video game console that looks like a Sega Genesis.
* Trying to sex Flicky.
* Maximizing your combo chain in Flicky.
* Sonic 3D Blast as a sequel to Flicky.
* Super Rub-a-Dub.
* Flicking the controller to make the rubber ducky jump.
* A dude collecting dudes who follow you in a trail.
* Pix the Cat.
* All the Bubble Bobble sequels, none of which use the bubbling mechanic.
* Rainbow Islands: Towering Adventure.
* Whip Whip: the word "whip" twice.
* The Etch-a-Sketch: a terrible toy for terrible people.
* Making animations that are perhaps five or six frames long.
* Controlling with the knobbies.
* The Magic Touch Pad.
* A button that says "recall" on it.
* Putt-Nuts Go to the Moon, featuring Alan Shepard.
* Plugging your Etch-a-Sketch into your VCR to save your art.
* The powder leaking out of the Etch-a-Sketch because you used it too much.
* It's like painting but on a TV but worse than regular painting.
* 2000 gray squares.
* The poet laureate of children.
* The golden age of the CD-ROM.
* Wanting a tomato to be bigger.
* The Tomato Centipede.
* Poems about homework.
* A mole-type Pokemon.
* Everybody independently coming to the conclusion that Diglett has a muscular human body down there.
* Buff kittens.
* Whether Dugtrio has one muscular human body down there, or three.
* Three human bodybuilders cosplaying as Dugtrio.
* Trying to search for "naked diglett" but Google autocorrects you to "naked woman"
* Space Dentist!!
* That one dentist out of ten who recommends that you go to space.
* Organizing your video game garbo.
