Lords:
* CisHetKeyfaber
* Phone
Topics:
* Calculus ruined incremental games for me
* SFF PCs are ridiculous and hilarious
* What's the deal with HDR?
* Ode to Ice Cream by Vada Sultenfuss (from the movie My Girl)
* Metal Gear Solid 2 is the most important game of 2023
Microtopics:
* Appropriating wrestling culture.
* Idle games vs. incremental games.
* Trimps.
* Physics and calculus educators each pretending the other field doesn't exist.
* Jerk as a unit of measurement.
* Ruining a child's mathematical career by teaching them linear algebra.
* Floating point precision.
* Optimizing the area under the curve.
* What's the jerk of my progress?
* Position, speed, acceleration, jerk, jounce, hyperjerk, metajounce, binge warp, migrational spank, barflurch, dark jaunt, catastrophic snap, whipfuck, and Newton's Torment.
* A real aerodynamic phenomenon.
* Ruining the bench racers.
* The kind of people who form an online community around a game.
* The NGU IDLE speedrunning community.
* Slaying the starting area killing slimes for 90 hours.
* How big 26.8 liters is.
* Rehoming your PC.
* How many shoeboxes your PC case is equivalent to.
* A graphics card that is perpendicular to the motherboard.
* How many parakeets could fit in your PC case using modern parakeet packing algorithms.
* Making a novelty enormous soda can to use as a fake scale comparison in photos.
* Bending your hand at a weird angle.
* JEBKAC.
* The jerk of your PC case.
* Turning the gamma up in order to see a video game.
* Squashed gamuts.
* Adding more bits to describe the color.
* HDMI stratification.
* The colors that future mankind will invent.
* Being unable to use certain hex color triplets because the Pantone license expired.
* When ice cream tastes good.
* Poems written by works in progress.
* B.R.R. (Before Rocky Road)
* Not having seen My Girl but having seen the cover at Blockbuster.
* Growing up in a mortuary.
* Bragging that you know how to play the theme to Jaws on the piano.
* Nick at Nite.
* Playing with Legos with I Love Lucy in the background.
* Timeshared cable channels.
* Nickelodeon's audience being kids and Nick at Nite's audience being the elderly so the channel's average audience is middle-aged.
* The most important game of 2023.
* The core switcheroo.
* Psycho Mantis reading your memory card.
* Playing a really whiny guy who just sucks.
* Whether they've invented pausing cutscenes yet.
* Pausing a 40 minute cutscene to go make pizza rolls.
* AI heel turns.
* Metal Gear Solid 2 beating out Vampire Survivors for most important game of 2022.
* Why Hideo Kojima's dialog sounds like an American 90s movie.
* Political theory outsider art.
* The anti-Noby Noby Boy.
* A discord channel brimming with Lords.
