Lords:
* Alex
* Shannon
Topics:
* Reading music badly
* Minigame: guess the animal from bad old-timey descriptions
* How to pronounce "MacPaint"
* https://www.tumblr.com/destinationtoast/708530541060816896
* Airport teleportation
Microtopics:
* Games that you should not play if you get addicted to games.
* Roguelikes that take a reasonable amount of time to play if you are bad at them.
* We're Not That Bad!™
* The Sunnyvale Singers.
* Producing music with a piano.
* Two guards, one who can't read a book and the other one who can read a book aloud but doesn't know the language.
* Buttons corresponding to the doots.
* Given a starting note, figuring out what the next note is supposed to be.
* Not being able to sight sing but faking it by looking at the vertical distance between notes.
* Music direction reading "lower than you think" (but in Italian)
* Knowing the chord progressions to 10,000 pop songs.
* Ways to make music.
* Moving between shapes even without hearing them.
* Playing accompaniment to silent films.
* Improvising music differently each time.
* Pliny the Elder describing the camel leopard.
* An animal with the neck of a horse but the head of a camel.
* A bigness answering thereto.
* Enjoying the alligator too much.
* A curse on four legs, equally pernicious on land and river.
* Inflating the chameleon.
* Spontaneous generation.
* Horned ghosts catapulting themselves around.
* Hunting an elephant by tricking it into leaning on a tree that won't support it.
* Whether elephants have knees.
* Vultures gestating for three years and giving live birth.
* Vultures and condors reproducing without mating.
* Your good friend Ms. Paint.
* Naming your dog a Japanese-sounding name with no regard to Japanese phonotactics and then arguing with people who try to correct you.
* Baking a cake that is 80% vanilla extract.
* A poem in the options of a Tumblr poll.
* Starting from a point of trust but slowly starting to doubt yourself.
* Orpheus and Eurydice.
* A poignant way of putting the reader in the character's frame of mind.
* The value of Oregon Trail.
* Iterating the Orpheus and Eurydice prisoner's dilemma, where whether looking back is the right move is different every time.
* Choosing to buy a certain amount of supplies and watching that not work out for you and the character you named after your best friend in the media lab dies.
* Extremely short form interactive fiction.
* Making an important decision and never finding out if it was the right decision.
* Performing Sicilian Reasoning to finesse the outcome of this online cake ingredient poll.
* Making a perfect stairway in an online poll.
* Making a phone app to help people choose the best option in the cake ingredient poll.
* Instantly teleporting from your seat on the flight to the entrance to your destination airport.
* Teleporting from the TSA interrogation room to the entrance of the airport.
* Teleportation gravity wells.
* Establishing an international airport out of your home.
* Hoping the cops never figure out that you can only teleport to the entrance of an airport.
* Stuperpowers
* Gerrymandering your teleport destinations.
* An international airport that is 100 miles long and 1 centimeter wide.
* Asking a friend to convince you that a certain building is an international airport.
* Drinking a glass of water while standing on your head to convince yourself of what an airport is.
* Hiccups Gone Install.
* You Only Get Screamered Once.
